Cecily Robust additionally returned as Rudy’s star witness Melissa Carone, full with a cocktail in hand — which she alleged was the ‘vaccine’ for COVID-19!

Kate McKinnon, 36, slayed in Saturday Evening Reside‘s chilly open as former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, 76! Rep. Matt Corridor referred to as the senate to order (and one of many “nice horrors” of his life) because the Michigan listening to began. “It’s nice to be within the courtroom room the place I’m not the defendant…truthfully, I’m simply comfortable to be in doorways…as my affiliate will clarify, this was stolen was by a stage of trickery not seen in Houdini,” Kate’s Rudy declared.

“However we’re going to show this over in states like Georgia-valynia, North de Canada…however in the present day I’ve obtained some very smart, barely intoxicated people to inform the reality,” he went on, seemingly confused by the names of the states he’s ‘investigating.’ First up? Cecily Robust as Melissa Carone, who went viral for her testimony final week. “I promise to inform my complete story and nothing however my story…I’ve been threatened. I’m not mendacity, I’ve signed an after-David…that’s proper. David signed, then I signed,” she defined to the confused room. In fact, the real-life Michigan hearings occurred earlier this week amidst allegations Donald Trump, 74, is making about voter fraud within the election after Joe Biden, 78, received.

Heidi Gardner‘s witness then appeared with a weird confession of her personal. “Properly your honor, I’m not pleased with this — however see, I ate ballots,” she revealed, puzzling the room as soon as once more. “That’s proper, I didn’t imply to — however the demo-crats pulled up at lunch time with a meals truck and it was filled with poll pizza, poll sandwiches, poll spaghetti,” she added. We’re going to guess that didn’t go down very nicely on the abdomen.

Cecily Strong & Kate McKinnon
Cecily Robust made her return to the ‘SNL’ stage alongside Kate McKinnon.

Cecily’s Melissa then got here again in charge the “dominion” for dishonest. “Properly, for starters, they cheated me out of my tacky bread,” she claimed, as others identified she seemed to be confused between Domino’s Pizza and the dominion. As if that wasn’t sufficient, she pulled out a martini whereas on the stand — claiming it was really the COVID-19 “vaccine.” Kate’s Rudy didn’t appear to thoughts along with her glass of scotch, noting that she’s gotta drink each quarter-hour or will “explode.” For a ultimate witness, “Nicole Kidman” appeared as her character from The Undoing (really Chloe Fineman) in protection of her on-screen husband Hugh Grant, who she mentioned was “too scorching” and “too white” to be responsible.”

Jim Carrey‘s Joe Biden and Maya Rudolph‘s Kamala Harris have additionally been nailing the political segments on Saturday Evening Reside! The pair been epic because the October premiere of SNL, nailing their impressions of the now President-elect and Vice President-elect. The duo have been entrance and heart within the final episode of the sketch collection, which occurred mere hours after the real-life Joe and Kamala’s historic win. “I truthfully kinda can’t [believe I won]. It’s been so lengthy since one thing good occurred…we stored edging nearer and nearer, it was like having intercourse with Sting! I’ve by no means felt so alive and I’m barely alive,” Jim’s Joe joked, humble as ever.

Impressively, SNL recreated the true Kamala’s all-white suit for the sketch! The stylish outfit was a nod to the Suffrage motion, which hit its one hundredth anniversary this yr. “Like Joe, I’m humbled and honored to be the primary feminine — sure — the primary Black, the primary Indian American, and the primary bi-racial Vice President,” Maya’s Kamala declared, occurring to slay with a hilarious (and on-point) joke. “If any of that terrifies you, I don’t give a funt. My husband can also be Jewish and the primary second husband, so between us, we verify extra packing containers than a disqualified poll,” she added, referencing Kamala’s husband Doug Emhoff.

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